With the Super Bowl being the largest betting event in the US, this seems appropriate.
You’ll love having these hated stocks in your portfolio
Trading is like betting against the spread. When you bet on the favorite, they don’t need to just win, they need to cover the spread. If they don’t, then the bet on the underdog pays. Doesn’t mean the underdog wins. Just means “investors” collect when the underdog doesn’t do as bad as expected.
Speaking betting, this is pretty funny.